CQG: Cullen!
CQG: I'm SCANDALIZED
CQG: I don't know if I want all the details or none of them
CQG: No, wait, I've decided I want none of them

ANYWAY moving right along.

CQG: I also notice you haven't denied the drunken brawl part
CQG: So unless there really was a turtle or a dragon involved
CQG: I am even further scandalized!!

And doing his level best not to cackle so loud that he alerts the servants to any oddities.