Over in Denerim, Alistair's pressed the side of his hand to his mouth to keep from laughing.

CQG: I wish you'd sent that picture along as well
CQG: I'm sure it was terrifying
CQG: Maybe Zevran could repeat the experiment when you're dealing with a crop of unruly recruits
CQG: and did someone really name a poor creature Ser Pounce-a-lot??

Says the man who would happily name a mabari "Barkspawn" the first chance he got.