While Alistair was busy inventing lazy, unimaginative, unoriginal insults, the following was happening in Kirkwall:
1) Ci pounces Cullen; 2) The book goes flailing (as does Cullen); 3) Cullen tries to catch it and hug the dog at the same time; 4) A light goes off.
By the time that everything appears to be set to rights, a single image is on the page: a motion shot, of a very enthusiastic mabari appearing to tackle the wind out of Cullen, who is making a face like he just ate something vile, saw something terrible (like his parents having sex or something), and was on the receiving end of a Stone Cold Stunner from the eponymous Steve Austin.
It's a good thing nobody's passing his door, because Cullen's laughter is definitely audible from outside.
A long moment passes before Cullen's reply.
CJJ: Sorry, we had an incident over here.
CURRENT jackbootJudex [CJJ] sent file "actualinterestingface.jpg"
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1) Ci pounces Cullen;
2) The book goes flailing (as does Cullen);
3) Cullen tries to catch it and hug the dog at the same time;
4) A light goes off.
By the time that everything appears to be set to rights, a single image is on the page: a motion shot, of a very enthusiastic mabari appearing to tackle the wind out of Cullen, who is making a face like he just ate something vile, saw something terrible (like his parents having sex or something), and was on the receiving end of a Stone Cold Stunner from the eponymous Steve Austin.
It's a good thing nobody's passing his door, because Cullen's laughter is definitely audible from outside.
A long moment passes before Cullen's reply.
CJJ: Sorry, we had an incident over here.
CURRENT jackbootJudex [CJJ] sent file "actualinterestingface.jpg"