bringspeopletogether: ([misc] quondamGryphon)
Alistair ([personal profile] bringspeopletogether) wrote2016-05-17 10:44 pm

[oom] Denerim

For the most part, Alistair's kept the little Trollian device secreted away in a locked chest. Before he hid it, he tested it to confirm it still worked inside the palace, fiddling with the buttons some more until he stopped turning it off whenever he meant to send a message. (Someone, somewhere, probably got very sick of seeing quondamGryphon sign on and off for thirty minutes straight.)

After that, his nightly routine gains a few extra steps: go to his room, lock the door, unlock the chest, blow out any candles, and curl up in his bed with the device in hand. Most nights, he doesn't send any messages; all he does is watch the flicker of names appearing and disappearing, the screen's soft glow providing the room's only illumination.

It doesn't feel so lonely when he does that. Just knowing he can talk to someone -- even if he doesn't end up pressing a single button the whole night -- eases a little of the pressure in his chest.

The instructions mentioned the device is a quasi-living thing. Maybe that's why the changes start: living things grow. All Alistair knows is sometime around the second week of his new routine, he pulls out the device, feels a smooth lump on its back that wasn't there before, and, with a frown, turns it over to investigate.

It looks a bit like the clear bubble holding the device's "food." It's smaller, though; it doesn't squish when Alistair prods it with a fingernail. It feels like a pearl, almost, embedded into the device's shell like a jewel stuck in a crown.

And there's a new button on the front when he flips it back over: red, printed with a circle inside a rectangle. Frown deepening, Alistair presses it.

The screen turns to glass.

Or that's what it looks like, anyway. All of a sudden, Alistair can see his knees, the floor, a bit of the chest -- hastily, swearing under his breath, he stabs the button again in the hope it'll undo whatever he just did. It doesn't. Instead, the image of his knees freezes in place, and a message pops up over top of it.

SAVE IMAGE? Y/N




What.

y, types Alistair after a long moment's pause.

NAME IMAGE: ______.jpg

...y?, types Alistair again.

IMAGE SAVED: y?.jpg




"All right, what in Andraste's name just happened," he mutters as he stares at the screen. Gingerly, he positions his finger above the new button, raises the device, and presses it again.

Click.

Huh.

Click. Click.

All right, whatever this is, it's...kind of fun.

Click-click-click --

Actually, it's downright remarkable, look what it's doing, it's -- it's painting little pictures --



CURRENT quondamGryphon [CQG] has invited amaranthineIdeopraxist to join private transtimeline bulletin board THEDAS

CURRENT quondamGryphon [CQG] has invited jackbootJudex to join private transtimeline bulletin board THEDAS

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

CURRENT quondamGryphon [CQG] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board THEDAS

CURRENT quondamGryphon [CQG] sent file "alistair.jpg"

(The file, when opened, has the honor of being Thedas's very first selfie: Alistair beaming uncontrollably, the image a little askew due to the awkwardness of taking a photo sight unseen.)

CQG: YSA
CQG: CULLEN
CQG: LOOK WHAT I FOUND
CQG: IT'S ON THE TROLLIAN DEVICE


It seems that in addition to finding the camera his device grew overnight, Alistair has also located the capslock button.
howtoactfereldan: (temptations of the wicked)

[personal profile] howtoactfereldan 2016-05-18 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
In Kirkwall, a mirror or two over, Cullen is sitting up in bed. A long rectangle of sunlight spills over his legs. To be more precise, a long rectangle of sunlight spills over the gray mabari stretched out on Cullen's legs in such a way as to take the most advantage of said sunlight.

Cullen himself is browsing the book, which here means looking at the list of film titles Karkat provided and flagging ones with interesting-looking titles. (He has already indeed watched Con Air. Some of it was fine; the weapons were... a lot... and the skycraft was -- overwhelming. He has made a note to watch it again later once he figures out some other things.) But there: a T-minus notification to join a... something. It says Thedas? And that's not Ysa, so --



...that certainly lacks the majesty of a royal portrait. (Heh.) On the other hand, it's better than most monarch's profiles look on any given gold sovereign.

(Cullen smirks.)

CURRENT jackbootJudex [CJJ] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CJJ: Congratulations on recognizing your own face.
freedom_is_grey: (mage robes with cleavage)

[personal profile] freedom_is_grey 2016-05-18 12:15 pm (UTC)(link)
In Amaranthine -- for now -- Ysalwen settles down in her bed, Zevran leaning comfortably against her shoulder, Liranan taking his usual position of sprawling over both their feet.

It keeps them warm, okay?

"You," she says to Zevran, voice sharp but expression affectionate. "Stop that. I'm working."

He does stop that. Eventually. And then, of course, he starts weaving tiny braids into her hair.

While that happens, Ysalwen pops up one or two holographic displays, one of which happens to be a T-Minus window. With a message in it. A bulletin board invite? That's -- new. Huh.

And once she's joined --

Huh, indeed.

CURRENT amaranthineIdeopraxist [AI] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CAI: Well, that's certainly something to see before bed. How did you do it? Also why did you do it? I already know what your face looks like.
Edited 2016-05-18 12:15 (UTC)
freedom_is_grey: (soft)

[personal profile] freedom_is_grey 2016-05-18 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
CAI: You don't know how much of Denerim I've seen. I know every window and wall hanging on sight. Or I could, I suppose. If I were Leliana. Or -- no, Liranan would know them by smell! Which doesn't help for images, so never mind.

She doesn't bother stifling a laugh, which makes Zevran tsk at her for interrupting his amazing braiding job. Ysalwen catches him in the side with her elbow and then things settle down again.

CAI: A picture button? Let me look. I haven't tried before but since it can display images I assume

CAI: a;sldfkja;ds

CAI: No, not that one. Hmm. If I


She blinks the bright flash out of her eyes as Zevran muffles his own smug laugh in her shoulder. He was busy braiding, you see, and not looking directly into the light.

"Well, fine, then."

She takes a second picture with the light turned resolutely off.

CURRENT amaranthineIdeopraxist [CAI] sent file "favorites.jpg"

Zevran is still laughing into her shoulder, Liranan is sprawled backward across them both, yawning into the bottom half of the camera.

His teeth look very big from this angle.

And in one corner there's Ysalwen's ear and chin, and part of her tattooed cheekbone.

CAI: I found it
freedom_is_grey: Primal mage symbol from Dragon Age in shades of blue (T-minus)

[personal profile] freedom_is_grey 2016-05-18 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Ysalwen's cheeks get very pink.

CAI: If this were Zevran's account, maybe. Except not ever, because no!

Sweet Andraste, no.

"Stop laughing, I'm traumatized." Unfair, Zevran. Unfair. "Liranan, smother him, please."

Liranan is only too happy to oblige.

CAI: Just quiet time? He was laughing because I blinded myself with some kind of light for a second. It made my eyes glow in the picture like Ser Pounce-a-lot's, which no one expects indoors, quite, not even from elves. That's all.
Edited 2016-05-18 18:08 (UTC)
howtoactfereldan: (the one who repents)

[personal profile] howtoactfereldan 2016-05-18 06:40 pm (UTC)(link)
CJJ: That's not paint, Alistair.
CJJ: I don't know what it is yet. Or how it works. But that is not paint.
CJJ: I've been watching something that the designer of these devices calls movies.
CJJ: Like a play, but stored somehow within a book. If you stop them at any point they grow still like that candle.


Does his book have the capacity to make these stilled movies? Hm. Cullen lifts a few pages, wondering.
howtoactfereldan: (to rest in the warmest places)

[personal profile] howtoactfereldan 2016-05-18 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
There's something on a page toward the middle that might be useful. Hm --

Cullen flips back to see what Alistair said, and harrumphs. Ci echoes him, and rolls over on her back, wiggling.

CJJ: Master Vantas provided some suggestions as well as access to many of these movies. I have watched a few.
CJJ: Aspects of many are quite mystifying as they appear to hinge on unfamiliar advances in travel and weaponry.
CJJ: But if I can try to ignore that long enough to follow the tale, the people in them are entertaining.


Very carefully, Cullen picks up his feet and lightly rests them on Ci's chest. She snorts and attempts to gyrate at such an angle as will allow her to lick his toes.

Cullen laughs, and draws up his knees.

CJJ: Why are you magical hologram computer painting your own face?
freedom_is_grey: (brightness treble)

[personal profile] freedom_is_grey 2016-05-18 09:56 pm (UTC)(link)
CAI: Yes, that will never happen.
CAI: But I may, with significant payment and negotiation, arrange to have an image like this taken of Velanna, with the light on.
CAI: So you can see the horror but have it entirely unconnected to my face. Or Zevran's.
CAI: Some powers no one should be trusted with.


Because no. Absolutely not. And if this gives Zevran 'ideas', Ysalwen is going to smite something.

Or maybe spot-freeze Alistair's smalls.

CAI: And yes. One of my Wardens did.
CAI: He was in the Circle with me, before.
CAI: We didn't interact much. But I know he was fond of the Tower cat, Mr. Wiggums.
CAI: I think Ser Pounce is a much better name.
CAI: I have inherited Pounce because Anders was called away and


There is a long pause before she finishes typing.

until he wants to come home I can't make him.
CAI: I mean, I can. But I won't.

howtoactfereldan: (hymns of praise unending)

[personal profile] howtoactfereldan 2016-05-19 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
While Alistair was busy inventing lazy, unimaginative, unoriginal insults, the following was happening in Kirkwall:

1) Ci pounces Cullen;
2) The book goes flailing (as does Cullen);
3) Cullen tries to catch it and hug the dog at the same time;
4) A light goes off.

By the time that everything appears to be set to rights, a single image is on the page: a motion shot, of a very enthusiastic mabari appearing to tackle the wind out of Cullen, who is making a face like he just ate something vile, saw something terrible (like his parents having sex or something), and was on the receiving end of a Stone Cold Stunner from the eponymous Steve Austin.

It's a good thing nobody's passing his door, because Cullen's laughter is definitely audible from outside.





A long moment passes before Cullen's reply.

CJJ: Sorry, we had an incident over here.

CURRENT jackbootJudex [CJJ] sent file "actualinterestingface.jpg"
freedom_is_grey: Primal mage symbol from Dragon Age in shades of blue (T-minus)

[personal profile] freedom_is_grey 2016-05-19 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
CAI: Done and done.
CAI: Next time I come in I will have it for you. Or tomorrow.
CAI: Probably tomorrow.


"Velanna is going to kill me," she mutters, shaking her head at either herself or this entire situation. "So you'll have to find a way to make her not. All right?"

It's like a game, of sorts. Fortunately Zevran enjoys games. And Velanna only pretends to be grumpy. Sort of.

CAI: I hope he is.
CAI: He seems to like napping on Liranan when he can, so that's all right.
CAI: Speaking of mabari . . . have you chosen your favorite from the royal kennels yet?
Edited 2016-05-19 15:14 (UTC)
howtoactfereldan: (hymns of praise unending)

[personal profile] howtoactfereldan 2016-05-19 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
CJJ: You realize if you encourage her, she'll do that to you next.
CJJ: Actually, never mind. I think I'll train her to do that on command.
CJJ: We've already been working on the version with teeth, for wrongdoers.


Absurdly expensive dog treats inside a training dummy: check.
freedom_is_grey: (laughing head thrown back)

[personal profile] freedom_is_grey 2016-05-24 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Ysalwen stifles a laugh with her hand, which leads to Liranan attempting to lick her face and Zevran getting caught in the crossfire.

Pounce, noble creature that he is, hops down from his position on the headboard and, with great dignity, heads to the kitchens to look for rats. Or scraps. Or both.

CAI: They love when you play favorites! Just. Change which one is your favorite every time. Trust me.
freedom_is_grey: Primal mage symbol from Dragon Age in shades of blue (T-minus)

[personal profile] freedom_is_grey 2016-05-25 11:11 pm (UTC)(link)
CAI: How can you not know???
CAI: And does this mean you're going to be making more of those pictures as you go?
CAI: Please don't terrify the servants


This is all going to end in tears.

And puppies.

But mostly tears.
howtoactfereldan: (temptations of the wicked)

[personal profile] howtoactfereldan 2016-05-26 11:26 pm (UTC)(link)
CJJ: While you're gone I'll instruct her to always use the version with teeth on you.
CJJ: I'm sure you won't mind helping to train a fine warhound.

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