"Funny story, that," he says, lighter. "I wandered a little too far from the pack one morning. Found a shipyard with rather a lot of boats in it. The barnacles on their hulls tried to convince me a life of lazing around stuck to things was a far better life than being a dog, and they aaaaaaaalmost managed it. The dogs found me a day later clinging to a boat."
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"Funny story, that," he says, lighter. "I wandered a little too far from the pack one morning. Found a shipyard with rather a lot of boats in it. The barnacles on their hulls tried to convince me a life of lazing around stuck to things was a far better life than being a dog, and they aaaaaaaalmost managed it. The dogs found me a day later clinging to a boat."