Alistair (
bringspeopletogether) wrote2016-02-24 02:28 pm
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[milliways] search and rescue
Okay. So. First night in a tavern at the supposed end of the world and he's about to go running into a blizzard to rescue two men he doesn't know.
This is, by far, the most normal part of Alistair's very bizarre evening.
When he asks for equipment, the enchanted bar heaps up piles of furs, three strange lanterns with little clear orbs where a candle would go, a long length of rope, some sort of canvas backpack with the letters SAR stitched on one side, and what looks like a bright red, misshapen crossbow. He frowns at it as he gets to work shrugging on all the necessary layers.
"Do you know what that is?" he asks Chuck.
This is, by far, the most normal part of Alistair's very bizarre evening.
When he asks for equipment, the enchanted bar heaps up piles of furs, three strange lanterns with little clear orbs where a candle would go, a long length of rope, some sort of canvas backpack with the letters SAR stitched on one side, and what looks like a bright red, misshapen crossbow. He frowns at it as he gets to work shrugging on all the necessary layers.
"Do you know what that is?" he asks Chuck.
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The baby spider, meanwhile, is doing its damnedest to bite Chuck on the spine. Unfortunately for it (and fortunately for Chuck), there are far too many layers of fabric and fur in the way.
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Keeping his head down, he reaches out and grabs high up onto one of the legs, smashing the radio into it.
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WHUMPH.
The baby spider's shriek almost drowns out Alistair's yelp as the blow connects. He goes flying, tumbling end-over-end through a snowdrift. Boots skidding a bit on the ice, he scrambles back to his feet as fast as he can, ignoring the ache in his ribs.
"What?" he yells at the spider. "Do you want to hit me to death or freeze me to death? Make up your mind!"
Back into the fray he goes.
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The smaller spider, with two of its legs injured and apparently facing an unbiteable foe, tries firing its freezing blast at Chuck again. It's colder this time, and sharper; snow crystallizes out of the air in its path, and frost forms on the edges of Chuck's outermost coat.
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He can't help feeling bad -- this thing is small for its species, and unprotected, and in pain -- but it's trying to kill him, and depending on how its magic works it might be able to. He smacks it hard against the face with the flat of its own leg.
"Just go," he yells, furious, raising the walkie talkie as well. If it doesn't retreat, he'll kill it.
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Slowly, limping and glaring balefully, the spider backs away.
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Alistair twists away in time to avoid being bitten, but going on the offensive proves a bit trickier. A longsword can cut through nearly anything if you swing it hard enough. Daggers? Not so much. Trying to aim so precisely at the little gaps in the spider's legs slows him down more than he'd like.
Nothing for it but to keep hacking away, though.
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He's got no real weapons to fight with, since the spider dragged his stick away, and he drops the leg he's holding -- it'll be useless against the thick spiked armor on the legs of the older spider. He's useless to Alistair on the ground.
He adjusts his gloves -- happy he's wearing two pairs, though not sure they'll help -- and sighs. Well, it's time for something really stupid.
Chuck jogs towards the side of the spider Alistair's not currently thrashing -- with a little luck, and the right hand hold, he might be able to climb this thing.
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It doesn't even seem to notice Chuck's approach at first, as it aims another swinging blow at Alistair.
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Where...it promptly gets stuck.
Frozen over, caught too tightly between the spider's armor, whatever -- it ends with Alistair getting dragged quite a few feet father than expected, swearing loudly and creatively the whole while, before he can let go of the hilt. And now he's only got one dagger. Fantastic.
With a frustrated growl, he grips it in both hands and swings as hard as if he were carrying a fifty-pound broadsword.
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He's about halfway up the leg when Alistair starts swearing. He freezes for a moment, considering.
Swearing's probably good, right? It means he's not dead yet!
Chuck resumes climbing, as quickly as he can without losing grip. It's not as quick as he'd like.
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Still moving fast enough that Alistair can't afford to let his guard down, though, if he doesn't want to get hit with another blast of ice.
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Alistair's eyebrows fly up. Chuck gets a fleeting grin -- as they might say in another world, he likes the cut of your jib, sir -- before he yells and doubles down on his attacks, hard. Anything he can do to keep the spider's attention on him? He's going to do it.
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Up above the body of the spider, the wind is really fucking cold. Chuck squints against it, and down to the top of the spider's body. He could climb across the knee-- for lack of a better word-- and down, but the spiked armor would no longer be pointing against gravity. Still, it's probably better than jumping across to its surface. It'd definitely notice that.
He makes the transition from the part of the leg going up-to-the-knee to the part of the leg going down-to-the-body easily enough. Actually keeping his grip when the spider moves -- well, it's a good thing some ShatterDomes use fireman's poles.
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And then begins flailing the leg Chuck is clinging to, trying frantically to dislodge him.
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Okay. He can figure this out. Just have to think.
(If the flailing doesn't stop soon, he might get sick.)
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"Hey!" Alistair yells. "Hey! Down here! I'm much more annoying and delicious, ask anyone!"
He punctuates the last by ramming his blade straight through the nearest spider leg.
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The leg Chuck's clinging to is jerking and trembling, but the concerted flailing of a moment ago has -- briefly -- stopped.
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He pulls off his outer gloves with his teeth, for grip, and tucks them into his jacket. Then he jumps for it, fingers gripping into the spider's icy fur as he pulls himself up.
"Ugh!" He says, involuntarily. He starts to climb.
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He spits out a mouthful of ice. (Great, now his face and his tongue are half-numb.) Both hands wrap fast around the dagger's hilt; there's nothing but slick snow to brace his feet on, but Alistair does his damndest anyway, teeth gritted as he throws all his weight into getting the blade unstuck.
"Give -- that -- back -- "
For a moment, nothing happens. Then, a slow creeeeak scrapes along the air.
The ice finally gives way with a snap, sending Alistair reeling backward. "Hah!" he exclaims, triumphant.
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"-- n -- with Dejah, this -- Park -- have both m--".
Chuck doesn't feel relieved. Really. Why would he? He clings tighter, shifting his shoulder to block the wind as he depresses the button with his cheek. "Thanks," he says, tone terse but with an attempt at clarity "we're --" the spider bucks, and he yelps. After he's regained his hand hold: "kind of busy. Out!"
He's going to get closer, and shoot this bloody thing in is ugly face.
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And Alistair is treated to the rare sight of a snow spider trying to twist one of its legs up over its own abdomen to strike at something on its back.
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If that means continuing to nip at the spider's ankles like a tiny, ineffectual, highly obnoxious puppy? So be it.
The creature's planted two of its legs closer together than the rest. It's not putting a lot of weight on the leg that's still got Alistair's other dagger embedded in it. With one leg off the ground, that means if Alistair quickly sheathes his dagger and gets a running start --
"Keep a tight hold!" he bellows up to Chuck.
Right before he cannonballs into the two closely-placed limbs, hoping to upset the spider's balance enough to make it stop clawing at Chuck.
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This isn't exactly where he wanted to be -- still a good foot and a half from the eyes -- but what better opportunity can you have than your opponent already off balance, most eyes on you?
He pulls the flare gun out, lines it up, and pulls. He closes his eyes as he does so. It's not an exact science, obviously, but at this distance it shoots brightly past half of the eyes before landing with some force (still burning ferociously) a smidge below and to the left of center.
He's tucked against the spider's body, eyes closed and trying to hit the happy medium between holding tight and keeping loose in case of a fall, but still -- he grins.
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Alistair might be in greater danger of injury now than when it was trying to hit him on purpose.
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