Alistair (
bringspeopletogether) wrote2016-02-24 02:28 pm
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[milliways] search and rescue
Okay. So. First night in a tavern at the supposed end of the world and he's about to go running into a blizzard to rescue two men he doesn't know.
This is, by far, the most normal part of Alistair's very bizarre evening.
When he asks for equipment, the enchanted bar heaps up piles of furs, three strange lanterns with little clear orbs where a candle would go, a long length of rope, some sort of canvas backpack with the letters SAR stitched on one side, and what looks like a bright red, misshapen crossbow. He frowns at it as he gets to work shrugging on all the necessary layers.
"Do you know what that is?" he asks Chuck.
This is, by far, the most normal part of Alistair's very bizarre evening.
When he asks for equipment, the enchanted bar heaps up piles of furs, three strange lanterns with little clear orbs where a candle would go, a long length of rope, some sort of canvas backpack with the letters SAR stitched on one side, and what looks like a bright red, misshapen crossbow. He frowns at it as he gets to work shrugging on all the necessary layers.
"Do you know what that is?" he asks Chuck.
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The smaller spider whips one claw around and seizes the end of Chuck's stick, clamping down on it solidly.
And the bigger one jerks back, letting out a whistling shriek of pain, crystalline ichor leaking from its eye cluster.
As though in answer, the wind gusts sharply, lashing both humans with stinging snow.
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He squints against the harsh wind.
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Magic ice spiders. Yeah. That's a new one.
With barely a moment's hesitation, he dives forward, trying to get his daggers into the spider's belly before it raises itself out of reach. If that earns him another blast of snow to the face? Then he'll know for sure.
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Chuck's spider, meanwhile, clings to the stick even as its leg is forced backward -- and pays for it almost immediately, as the leg gives way with a sharp bitter snap like a green stick. Its shriek is a thin wail in comparison to the full-grown spider's bellow, but still loud enough to shiver the eardrums.
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He drops it too late, falling and sliding underneath the spider, head thumping against its abdomen as he does.
"Bloody fucking--" he covers his head and neck with his arms, and tries to assess his potential weapons through the noise.
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It's more to place them on his mental map of the battlefield than anything. He's taking Chuck at his word: the man can take care of himself, and -- aside from the other obvious reason they're out here -- Alistair getting back alive is the top priority of their little group.
If he thinks about that too much, it's really not going to sit well with him.
...If he thinks about that too much, it's also going to end with the giant spider crashing down on him, so let's dive out of the way and stab a few more legs while we're at it! Maybe if Alistair cripples this beast enough, he can toss one of his daggers to Chuck.
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The baby spider, meanwhile, is doing its damnedest to bite Chuck on the spine. Unfortunately for it (and fortunately for Chuck), there are far too many layers of fabric and fur in the way.
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Keeping his head down, he reaches out and grabs high up onto one of the legs, smashing the radio into it.
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WHUMPH.
The baby spider's shriek almost drowns out Alistair's yelp as the blow connects. He goes flying, tumbling end-over-end through a snowdrift. Boots skidding a bit on the ice, he scrambles back to his feet as fast as he can, ignoring the ache in his ribs.
"What?" he yells at the spider. "Do you want to hit me to death or freeze me to death? Make up your mind!"
Back into the fray he goes.
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The smaller spider, with two of its legs injured and apparently facing an unbiteable foe, tries firing its freezing blast at Chuck again. It's colder this time, and sharper; snow crystallizes out of the air in its path, and frost forms on the edges of Chuck's outermost coat.
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He can't help feeling bad -- this thing is small for its species, and unprotected, and in pain -- but it's trying to kill him, and depending on how its magic works it might be able to. He smacks it hard against the face with the flat of its own leg.
"Just go," he yells, furious, raising the walkie talkie as well. If it doesn't retreat, he'll kill it.
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Slowly, limping and glaring balefully, the spider backs away.
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Alistair twists away in time to avoid being bitten, but going on the offensive proves a bit trickier. A longsword can cut through nearly anything if you swing it hard enough. Daggers? Not so much. Trying to aim so precisely at the little gaps in the spider's legs slows him down more than he'd like.
Nothing for it but to keep hacking away, though.
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He's got no real weapons to fight with, since the spider dragged his stick away, and he drops the leg he's holding -- it'll be useless against the thick spiked armor on the legs of the older spider. He's useless to Alistair on the ground.
He adjusts his gloves -- happy he's wearing two pairs, though not sure they'll help -- and sighs. Well, it's time for something really stupid.
Chuck jogs towards the side of the spider Alistair's not currently thrashing -- with a little luck, and the right hand hold, he might be able to climb this thing.
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It doesn't even seem to notice Chuck's approach at first, as it aims another swinging blow at Alistair.
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Where...it promptly gets stuck.
Frozen over, caught too tightly between the spider's armor, whatever -- it ends with Alistair getting dragged quite a few feet father than expected, swearing loudly and creatively the whole while, before he can let go of the hilt. And now he's only got one dagger. Fantastic.
With a frustrated growl, he grips it in both hands and swings as hard as if he were carrying a fifty-pound broadsword.
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He's about halfway up the leg when Alistair starts swearing. He freezes for a moment, considering.
Swearing's probably good, right? It means he's not dead yet!
Chuck resumes climbing, as quickly as he can without losing grip. It's not as quick as he'd like.
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Still moving fast enough that Alistair can't afford to let his guard down, though, if he doesn't want to get hit with another blast of ice.
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Alistair's eyebrows fly up. Chuck gets a fleeting grin -- as they might say in another world, he likes the cut of your jib, sir -- before he yells and doubles down on his attacks, hard. Anything he can do to keep the spider's attention on him? He's going to do it.
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Up above the body of the spider, the wind is really fucking cold. Chuck squints against it, and down to the top of the spider's body. He could climb across the knee-- for lack of a better word-- and down, but the spiked armor would no longer be pointing against gravity. Still, it's probably better than jumping across to its surface. It'd definitely notice that.
He makes the transition from the part of the leg going up-to-the-knee to the part of the leg going down-to-the-body easily enough. Actually keeping his grip when the spider moves -- well, it's a good thing some ShatterDomes use fireman's poles.
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And then begins flailing the leg Chuck is clinging to, trying frantically to dislodge him.
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Okay. He can figure this out. Just have to think.
(If the flailing doesn't stop soon, he might get sick.)
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"Hey!" Alistair yells. "Hey! Down here! I'm much more annoying and delicious, ask anyone!"
He punctuates the last by ramming his blade straight through the nearest spider leg.
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The leg Chuck's clinging to is jerking and trembling, but the concerted flailing of a moment ago has -- briefly -- stopped.
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He pulls off his outer gloves with his teeth, for grip, and tucks them into his jacket. Then he jumps for it, fingers gripping into the spider's icy fur as he pulls himself up.
"Ugh!" He says, involuntarily. He starts to climb.
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