Alistair (
bringspeopletogether) wrote2016-02-24 02:28 pm
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[milliways] search and rescue
Okay. So. First night in a tavern at the supposed end of the world and he's about to go running into a blizzard to rescue two men he doesn't know.
This is, by far, the most normal part of Alistair's very bizarre evening.
When he asks for equipment, the enchanted bar heaps up piles of furs, three strange lanterns with little clear orbs where a candle would go, a long length of rope, some sort of canvas backpack with the letters SAR stitched on one side, and what looks like a bright red, misshapen crossbow. He frowns at it as he gets to work shrugging on all the necessary layers.
"Do you know what that is?" he asks Chuck.
This is, by far, the most normal part of Alistair's very bizarre evening.
When he asks for equipment, the enchanted bar heaps up piles of furs, three strange lanterns with little clear orbs where a candle would go, a long length of rope, some sort of canvas backpack with the letters SAR stitched on one side, and what looks like a bright red, misshapen crossbow. He frowns at it as he gets to work shrugging on all the necessary layers.
"Do you know what that is?" he asks Chuck.
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It's weirdly quiet in here, but Chuck's not that great at weather. Like, birds wouldn't like this snow anymore than he does, right? They're probably all hiding or hibernating or whatever.
At the silence on Alistair's end, he turns back to face him, still moving. "You o--" his ankle hits something cold and thin and he falls forward hard.
"Spiders?" he whispers, at the weird ice-net he's landed himself in. "Spiders!" he shouts as a warning, trying to scramble free.
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That's ... that's pretty definitely not Nepeta.
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Those ponderous, unsettling footsteps of something very, very large only confirm his suspicions.
Crunch.
Slowly, Alistair unshoulders his pack and lowers it to the snow, not once taking his eyes off the path ahead. A quiet shing follows as he unsheathes both daggers. It's -- well, it's been longer than he'd like since he's worked with anything but a sword and board, but it shouldn't be too bad. Just stab with the pointy bit, right? That part hasn't changed.
Alistair settles into a fighting stance, his breath steaming in the cold.
Crunch.
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The web vibrates, again, and an entirely different set of legs pull themselves onto it, curious to see what it's caught.
Chuck doesn't know it's likely a juvenile, its armor not yet hardened fully into thick spikes, all he knows is --
Well.
"Your web sucks," he tells the spider, low, but he's grinning, all fear faded into a sort of easy readiness. "It isn't even sticky."
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... The much, much larger shadow approaching from between the trees up ahead? Rather more alarming.
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"All right," he says, and backs up away from the creepy spider, "see? I'm going. Calm the fuck down."
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Buuuuut it's probably too late for that now, isn't it.
The next crunch sounds a lot louder. Through the haze of ice, it almost looks like the trees are shifting. One lifts, and falls straight down: crunch.
Alistair looks up. And up.
"Oh, that's not good," he mutters, wide-eyed.
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The smaller spider spreads its forelegs again, bringing to bear what might be a set of spinnerets, except --
(This isn't good either.)
Except that what comes out, instead of a stream of webbing fluid, is a thin jet of icy air.
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And they are monsters -- intelligent. Spiders don't chase you, or have bloody ice magic.
He shifts his grip on the stick, so he's holding it almost like a sword, and charges the juvenile. He's aiming for between the two upraised arms. For the eyes, but he's just as willing to snap one of the legs if it blocks.
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(Though...seriously, when he started thinking about dragons, that was not the Maker's cue to churn out a spider the same size as one. Dammit.)
"No, it's all right," he says, quite pleasantly. "Come closer, get a better look, here -- "
And in one swift motion, he slashes both daggers across the spider's eyes.
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The smaller spider whips one claw around and seizes the end of Chuck's stick, clamping down on it solidly.
And the bigger one jerks back, letting out a whistling shriek of pain, crystalline ichor leaking from its eye cluster.
As though in answer, the wind gusts sharply, lashing both humans with stinging snow.
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He squints against the harsh wind.
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Magic ice spiders. Yeah. That's a new one.
With barely a moment's hesitation, he dives forward, trying to get his daggers into the spider's belly before it raises itself out of reach. If that earns him another blast of snow to the face? Then he'll know for sure.
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Chuck's spider, meanwhile, clings to the stick even as its leg is forced backward -- and pays for it almost immediately, as the leg gives way with a sharp bitter snap like a green stick. Its shriek is a thin wail in comparison to the full-grown spider's bellow, but still loud enough to shiver the eardrums.
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He drops it too late, falling and sliding underneath the spider, head thumping against its abdomen as he does.
"Bloody fucking--" he covers his head and neck with his arms, and tries to assess his potential weapons through the noise.
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It's more to place them on his mental map of the battlefield than anything. He's taking Chuck at his word: the man can take care of himself, and -- aside from the other obvious reason they're out here -- Alistair getting back alive is the top priority of their little group.
If he thinks about that too much, it's really not going to sit well with him.
...If he thinks about that too much, it's also going to end with the giant spider crashing down on him, so let's dive out of the way and stab a few more legs while we're at it! Maybe if Alistair cripples this beast enough, he can toss one of his daggers to Chuck.
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The baby spider, meanwhile, is doing its damnedest to bite Chuck on the spine. Unfortunately for it (and fortunately for Chuck), there are far too many layers of fabric and fur in the way.
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Keeping his head down, he reaches out and grabs high up onto one of the legs, smashing the radio into it.
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WHUMPH.
The baby spider's shriek almost drowns out Alistair's yelp as the blow connects. He goes flying, tumbling end-over-end through a snowdrift. Boots skidding a bit on the ice, he scrambles back to his feet as fast as he can, ignoring the ache in his ribs.
"What?" he yells at the spider. "Do you want to hit me to death or freeze me to death? Make up your mind!"
Back into the fray he goes.
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The smaller spider, with two of its legs injured and apparently facing an unbiteable foe, tries firing its freezing blast at Chuck again. It's colder this time, and sharper; snow crystallizes out of the air in its path, and frost forms on the edges of Chuck's outermost coat.
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He can't help feeling bad -- this thing is small for its species, and unprotected, and in pain -- but it's trying to kill him, and depending on how its magic works it might be able to. He smacks it hard against the face with the flat of its own leg.
"Just go," he yells, furious, raising the walkie talkie as well. If it doesn't retreat, he'll kill it.
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Slowly, limping and glaring balefully, the spider backs away.
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Alistair twists away in time to avoid being bitten, but going on the offensive proves a bit trickier. A longsword can cut through nearly anything if you swing it hard enough. Daggers? Not so much. Trying to aim so precisely at the little gaps in the spider's legs slows him down more than he'd like.
Nothing for it but to keep hacking away, though.
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He's got no real weapons to fight with, since the spider dragged his stick away, and he drops the leg he's holding -- it'll be useless against the thick spiked armor on the legs of the older spider. He's useless to Alistair on the ground.
He adjusts his gloves -- happy he's wearing two pairs, though not sure they'll help -- and sighs. Well, it's time for something really stupid.
Chuck jogs towards the side of the spider Alistair's not currently thrashing -- with a little luck, and the right hand hold, he might be able to climb this thing.
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It doesn't even seem to notice Chuck's approach at first, as it aims another swinging blow at Alistair.
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